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What the hell are these
Utokia Trading Cards?
Glad you asked. These cards started as a wild idea to make our products even more magical!
Picture this: a fantasy world called Utokia, your ultimate happy place. A place you can escape to, get lost in, and maybe even laugh at a little (or a lot) while enjoying your pre-roll or edible. The cards are like little slices of Utokia sprinkled with cannabis slang, irony, and a healthy dose of "what if?"
For instance: Cotton Mouth? In Utokia, it’s not just a dry throat—it’s a fluffy, fanged monster lurking in the desert trying to suck you dry.
You can even turn certain cards in for rewards through our quests! And, if at any point this made absolutely no sense, you probably just need more of our products.
EVERY GREAT STORY STARTS WITH A TRAGIC BACKSTORY...
All of the cards are observations written by our protagonist, Arista, that contain lore and commentary about her escapades exploring the world of Utokia.
Scroll through the story below
(New releases every 2 weeks!)
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